Yahoo Avatar

So here’s my avatar. It took me years to perfect it. Notice the penguins in the corner. They represent my all-time favorite documentary.

Wanted — Dead or Alive

So here’s a pic of our commissioner doing his best Charlie Chan impersonation. How do you blindfold a Red Sox fan? With dental floss! Notice that his doppleganger is none other than Elisabeth Taylor as determined by cutting-edge facial recognition software. Whose cheeks are rosier? Only time will tell!

My Fantasy League

My fantasy league, “el guapo returns,” contains two supergeeks. first there is the commish, eben. man is he a dork. then there is his best friend, a limey, named luke. these two are always bickering like a couple of yaks in heat. then there’s ethan… what a weiner! more on him later…