Here is the other superdork from our league, Luke. Notice that his doppleganger is none other than Joni Mitchell. This week our teams are going head to head. I plan to pave his face and put up a parkin’ lotta homers…
UPDATE: Luke never even bothered to create an avatar! He’s that smug and complacent…
Here is Brian’s avatar. Check out the smooth threads! Little would you know that underneath them lies a “mean-spirited jerk.” The little green spaceman can’t be seen from the yahoo site, so consider this a special privilage for you, exclusively available at barelyregal.
So here’s my avatar. It took me years to perfect it. Notice the penguins in the corner. They represent my all-time favorite documentary.
I was about to sit down and write a post letting you in on who i think the best columnist in baseball is — Joe Posnanski, but then I noticed that the AP beat me to the punch.
it was just a couple weeks ago that the royals were massacred by the indians, with luke hudson giving up 11 runs in the first inning.
now they blow the win after scoring 10 runs in the first, setting a club record for biggest lead ever given up and becoming only the second team ever to lose after scoring double digits in the first inning. and against what team but the indians! when i saw they were up 10-1, I thought “sweet vengeance!” but now i think i’m gonna be sick. I have to go back and listen to how commentator denny matthews was able to eek out the final innings of calling this one. the man has the patience of job — this is his 40th year spent wandering in the kansas city desert…
Not that it was always a desert, but the river of milk and honey dried up long ago.
click here for a really amazing story about the astros’ third baseman.
i had heard about this incident before but never in such detail. my brother once told me that ensberg gave an interview with jim rome about his hostage experience but i never got a chance to listen to it.
you’ll need an Insider Account to read the article. I hope Brian doesn’t mind my handing out his account info:
login: brianballentine (or is it ballentinebrian ?)
pw: dedalus
Ever wondered who that crazy is always heckling players at the devil rays games?
His name is Robert Szasz. Not only does he have a wikipedia entry, he also has his own book. If only his last name were a palindrome…
a washed up pizza delivery guy and a fan of zack greinke, that’s who!
