Wa-ha-ha! I have devised a plan so fiendishly clever that I must tell it to the world! In taking over Jared’s team and managing it so effectively, I appear to all as a selfless naif, but in reality I am so much more!!! Now that I am managing Jared’s team, I can pick up starters, disrupting Eben’s greatest advantage over me in this final week — the use of his remaining transactions. Meanwhile, Luke, matched in an epic battle against jared, will have no choice but to start grabbing pitchers himself (even craptacular ones like cliff lee), further hampering eben’s efforts. I rob eben of his advantage, beat him, and march into the playoffs all the while appearing to the world as a munificent champion of the gambrel poles!
little does the league know, it’s a bunch of unconditional loving suckers…
September 10, 2006 at 4:21 pm
I’m still trying to figure out where you got my password…